Fan Favorite Construction Jokes

Nothing makes the day go by faster than some light-hearted comedy on the job site. We wanted to see what kind of funny construction jokes our loyal Thorogood boot wearers had up their sleeve and they did not disappoint. Read through the top submissions and be sure to share your favorite construction jokes next time you’re at work.

Our Top 10 Selection – Funny Construction Jokes

  1. I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it. – (McKenzie Reed @TheMckenziereed)
  2. Know the hardest part of Ironwork? The ground (@Rockstarocfl)
  3. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Hey, Do you smell carrots? (Craig kalbas @Letterscribe)
  4. Did you know before crowbars were invented crows has to drink in the streets? (Spencer Ely @Blodinord)
  5. Do not eat aluminum or you will sheet metal (@feverforthe_5.0)
  6. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison (Antonia H.)
  7. I dreamt I was a muffler last night. Today I woke up exhausted. (Zac M @gettinggreasy)
  8. Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was out-standing in his field. (J.Burch electrical Services @Jburchelectric)
  9. Don’t fart in an elevator. Its wrong on so many levels. (Dave @jeansbootsetc)
  10. What’s a dentist favorite time? Tooth Hurty (Chrissy F. @Chrissy_Fernan)
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